Many peoples talking about spotifies and should still use or if evil
This because spotifies make lots monies with adds but pay nothing and say is killing the music seen
spotifies is run by man called danny ick who is very serious because is both german and bald so not look like fun man to party but instead very serious business man with german accent like arnold swartzanger – aargh! get two the helicopter!!! 🚁 LOLZ
danny ick not sexy like dj but look not just serious but also smart and must be smart as he look because has many monies from adds but pay nothing to musicans so good deal for him
but musicans complain bad deal for them but who care really because muscians are dead and dj better than musican and always will be
Muscian always complain and play stupid boring instrument like guitars and trombines and always realy boring and always sound bad because need practice long time just to sound may be sound ok but dj no need practice because sink button make so easy to do dj so who care about what spotifies do too musicians because they suck
In fact is betters long turn because if spotifies make musicans go away because die poor and stop making noise with old people instrument like guitar then have more room for people listen to dj which make world better place
because remember Dj music is positivaty and good vibe music means someging not like punk and heavy metals which make world more angry and start wars so who care if musicians are poor and have no food it not matter any more so fuck off with you’re guitars and get real job and stop trying compete with dj, nobodies care about musicians now a days when dance music better!!!!
What the world really care about is what can spotifies do for dj?
Ok so hear is the bad news. Spotifies not pay much, but most dj used to this anyway.
Not all as lucky as me who mkes lots of monies because am the best dj
but instead must dj play musics for free in club house for to expose themselves or get tokens of free drink or if lucky both but is rare
If you want to make people here you important you need to put your selfs out there and get herd so always shoudl be exposing yourself in public and getting peopel record it for instagrams and share it on-line
but spotifies also can help you do this by makeing people all over the word here you’re musics wherever they go – at the car, on the gym even when sitting in toilet!!!
And if wonder how get on spotify is really easy because dj no need make music now have apps like Cujo and Sumo what make music for you so just say with prompt I want tech hose what sound exactly same like tech hose everyone elses play and it so ai will make for you like magics (but important to no is not magics is ai because magics not real)
Or you say make medolic techno that sound like slowwer version of shit ninetie’s trance but worse and will make to, or dubsteps that sound like corporate promo videos whatever you want it makes in second so can have entire set of music in mater of minutes and nobody have same song like you, maybe sound simlar but not same because ai make new music just fore you
You can do with other musics two like you want exact vibe so you use special prom to tell ai wht to do you say for examples, “make me genric deep house song but one that sound like thing always play outside shit spanisch beech bar that always stink of fish” and so wait a bit and then will ai make genric deep house witch sound EXACETLY like you here in shit spanisch beach bar that stink of fish so un canny – clothes you’re eyes and you can almost smell the fishy stink – woo! 🐟👃
Be careful not ask to make donk music because donk music most stupid music and is too stupid, even for ai and make mashcine die
Anyway point is you can, then say this is my musics what I made with my own original proms and upload to spotifies and spotifies no care because they jusrt want more musics so people continue give monies to danny ick who always happy with that but not smile because germans not aloud smile even if really really rich like danny ick
so anyways, for uploading spotifies lots of cool hacks And example if you really clever like me you can take others name and call you’re own and put on spotifies that way
If you ask but wait dj seokeywords you start two ask, is that not illegal and won’t spotifies catch you and maybe you have to fight many layers who take courts and answer is no bcause spotities not care just want more music and more poeple subscriube so don’t care what name you use long as you get people listen
Which why I do like this song hear that I make myself not use ai but with abletones and because am smart I say is not me but new single from beyonce but of coarse is better than beyonce because I am the best dj and she just want rip me off and so I not care, so yes fuck you beyonce you not as good as me so peoples should listen me instead – hahaha
Spotfy FAWs
What is streams?
Streams is liek small rivers which is what musicans cry tears because they are shit and nobody care anymore because waste time learnign instrument and not as good as DJ
Can I run spotifies on internet?
yes you can get app will make spotifies run on internet easy on they’re website