If you are dj and like to watch play no doubt notice that many dj take cocaines. In fact you probaly notice nearly all dj take lots and lots cocaines!
So in this articel we answer question why dj take cocaines and weather or not you should take cocaines to.
So lets roll up dollar bill and get down to learning reason why djs take cocaines. LOLz!?!
So why do so many DJs take cocaines – the reason so many DJs take cocaines is because cocaines makes DJs better. but only this is have of the story…
Wile is true many things make dj sound better and best thing to make dj sound better is bye the best dj headphones, also good to have instergram and tiktoks with many follower.
But many djs take cocaines because taking cocaines can also make dj sound better.
In a survey by the Interantional DJ Instatute in great city of Ashgabat, Turkmenistan,
83% of 72.3 people surveys say they thought sounding better after take cocaines
In fact more cocaines they take better they think they sound
When ask audience same question discover more cocaines make dj sound better to, which proove cocaines make dj sound better!
Of coarse i no need two take cocaines because am the best dj!
FEQs
Are Cocaines Expensive?
Cocaines not always expensive but can be if not got good place to bye. Some place more expensif than other so be careful where you bye you’re cocaines. So maybe you are in house clubs and ask stranger hey mucho amigo have you got cocaines and if say yes ask price then they will give you for really big price so beter to find other dj and ask them because then will want to share price with you but be careful because lots dj have big nose and take all your cocaines for selves!!! LOL
What happens when takes two many cocaines?
When takes two many cocaines have problems with pennis haha 🍤 Know is true!
Pennis start get really small and look sad. This why so many dj also have small pennis and need big ego instead be cause if too many cocaines they pennis not able too move when want to so girl laugh at lot and right abouit it on instergarm.
Where Do Cocaines Come Form?
Cocaines come form Amerika where they make coco cola, when finished there is white powder on the inside of the tanks where the liquid drain form and this scraped off and make refine so they can turn into cocaines to sell around the world. Many people love cocaines and is why Amerika is so rich!
But also because cheaper to send cocaines to south amerivca where poor peopil work for less money and put cocaines in small bags of plastics four sell around the world.
Is Cracks and Cocaines same thing?
No, cocaines are made form coco cola but cracks made form pepsi which nobody want but hav to bye when you go in kentuky fry chickans or piza hut and ask is pepsi ok and say no, pepsi is shit but they say sorry can’t have becase we never has it and is why cracks is cheeper and worser than cocaines and why also nobody like crackheads because not only sniff cracks but also smell like fry chickans. So if you go kentuky fry chickens be carful as mite try make you sniff cracks two.
Do only DJs take cocaines?
No bankers and investingers must be take cocaines by law and also many athleets take cocaines to help run fast. Stupid peepels who are really stupid like cocaines because make them feel smart and racist peepels to because is easy to think better than other peepels in diffeernt country when you on cocaines and feel big and strong.
Many polyticians also take cocaines too help them talk lots because polyticians need to talk lots, and talk all nonsesne because is what politic is.
Do Donald Trump take cocaines?
Yes, Donald Trump take lots cocaines because he is king of Amerika where cocaines come form.
People ask why is Donald Trump so big and strong when he is all so quiet old and fat?
Is because of cocaines’ why Donald Trump has lots of money for cocaines and takes lots, whcih gives him lots energy so can talk for long time without needing stop and think what too say next.
Joe Biding no take cocaines and so look old and all-time tired when on telavision so loose election in Amerika to king trump because Biding old and stupid and no take cocaines
Do any polyticians sniff cracks?
Yes, manny polyiticians also sniff cracks like Boris Johnsons who is president of England sometimes.
This is why his hair aalways stick up high because this what happens when sniffing cracks.
When other polyticians see Boris they all go oh no! hear come Boris Johnsons and his on always high on cracks!
Boris try comb his hair but never work because hair fly everywhere and so become obvious he love cracks.
Other famous polytician who snuff cracks is Valdamir Pooting who is big boss of Russialand. His always on cracks to but never nobody notice because Pooting have no hair. is why peepils say valdamir pooting is tactile genus because have no idea anyone he is on cracks all the time every day!